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Nearly The News #105 FEEL IT HOT, HOT, HOT! A new study released this week validated what scientists have been saying all along; the Earth’s climatologists are getting increasingly hotter and may be responsible for melting hearts at record levels. The Chicagodope.com says researchers using hi-resolution imagery and computer models have found atmospheric scientists have been getting more attractive, and at a faster rate than ever before. The current field of climate scientists has increased in relative attractiveness by an average of 2.2 points over the last 30 years, moving from fours to solid sixes and sevens. www.thechicagodope.com BIG NEWTIN, SPENDING G’S… Despite a crushing loss in Florida, former speaker Newt Gingrich says he won’t drop out before the Republican Convention. “I got honies in every hood up and down this bitch,” said the thrice-married GOP candidate, who’s ex wife recently announced her husband has requested an “open marriage.” “Why would I stop now, when there are so many shorties who ain’t tasted little newt yet?” A spokesman later confirmed that in using the term “little newt,” Gingrich meant his penis. And finally… TEBOW: I’D LIKE TO THANK ALLAH AND MY OFFENSIVE LINE Cap News is reporting that Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has abandoned his much publicized Christian faith in favor of the world’s second largest religion, Islam. “I’ve decided that, as an athlete, it’s important I have the best teammates,” Tebow told a stunned press

Stanford vs. UCLA Football Game – October 1, 2011 I’m on the left, starting at 0:08 :DI was only on TV for 4 seconds though… Video Recording Credit: my brother, Steven Liem.

www.youtube.com Click here to watch Machinima Replay 10/1/10! Machinima Replay 10/5/10 (Dallas, Hooters, Cotton Bowl, State Fair, and 2MD ft. Ken Burton) S01E59 Constant and the Sports team are on the road this week bringing you a fresh new Replay from Dallas, Texas. We attended the big Texas vs Oklahoma game at the Cotton Bowl, saw John Cena join the Nexus live from the American Airlines Arena, ate some delicious hot wings at Hooters, and even got the chance to check out the State Fair. This very special 2 Minute Drill features Trevdo’s NHL 11 Live Commentary, MysterySk8ter2013’s awesome Skate 3 montage, xScOp3Gaming’s F1 Championship Edition Gameplay featuring the one and only Michael Schumacher, and Ken Burton’s hilarious FIFA 11 video. We are in Texas all week so be sure to check out Friday’s very special Replay which previews THQ’s Smackdown vs. Raw 2011. The music is from this royalty-free source: machinimasound.com www.soundjay.com TODAY’S FEATURED VIDEOS: Trevdo’s NHL 11: Live Commentary for the Ages Ft. Patrick Kane (NHL 11) Sports www.youtube.com Asylum Escape — A Sanatorium Montage by MysterySk8ter2013 (Skate 3) Sports www.youtube.com F1 Championship Edition Gameplay With xScOp3Gaming Ft Michael Schumacher (F1 2009) Sports www.youtube.com The Ken Burton Show: Ep 1 – Why do I suck at Football (FIFA 11) Sports HD www.youtube.com – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Follow Machinima on Twitter! Machinima twitter.com Inside

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